QUOTES

Here are some of my favorite nerdy weather-related
quotes, they are updated every once and awhile
so check back again soon...

1) I hate the weather scope plugin...Who ever made the new mesonet page will go to hell... - Unamed Chaser
2) Doswell is a grumpy old man. - Unnamed Chaser
3) An early Day 1 means nothing is up...True Tom, for example: Small dogs should take cover under lampshades... - Tom Tackett / Amos Magliocco
4) Baroclinicity over sloping terrain, inertial oscillation, and coupling with return circulation in the jet streak are all causes of the nocturnal LLJ...Are you trying to seduce me? - Paul Stofer / Eric
5) "Time to teach a big city that you don't live below sea level and get away with it. Better to build a big city on Mt. Reineer, or live next to a gasoline river during the middle of fire season." - Storm Chaser referring to Hurricane Katrina

Here are some of my favorite random quotes...

1) Moral is.. Don't become too successful, or God will kill you...
2) ----- didn't use protection and he seemed to find the sluttiest bitches this side of the Mississippi...